When given a homework assignment to write about a planet in your galaxy, be sure to stray as far as possible from an actual report and instead, show up to class dressed as a Robotic Martian Invader that has recently been injured in a Galactic battle with Ninjas from Uranus.
You'll get an 'A' for effort, a 'C' for a grade, and a parent-teacher conference to decide if you have a learning disability....
...BUT, the chicks will love seeing you pull that sword out of your head, over and over again...
3 comments:
This is brilliant sir. I especially enjoyed the picture.
And the "eat mor mijits".
~K
uuummmmm, is it just me or is this missing something?
Pfftttt! Are we long lost brothers?
I swear I did this exact same thing in elementary school. So did you score any babes? Besides your mom?
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